ADAM: The electoral college! The show opened in April 2019 at the Winter Garden Theatre but, just under a year later, the pandemic shuttered it prematurely. This is exciting! THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! BARBARA: You were right. This is what you get! Normally, I perform exorcisms por bono, but you made me come to Connecticut. ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. Well, Bye! But when angst . . Someones gonna get killed! GET OUTTA MY WAY. Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. And now this is what you get. And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). Youre all going to die. BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? Charles! Netherworld. I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! we have to go home! Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! Did I hear the dinner bell? BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! BEETLEJUICE: So. DELIA: About that. BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! Thats why youre here. Here you got a solid plan B option. CHARLES: Lydia! That means its working! MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! Teen And Up Audiences. She scratches that out. ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? We are father, daughter, and Delia. It was like the perfect dad joke! My guruOtho! You are the sun. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. I sense your touch. YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. Beetlejuice Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). Sayonara. Lift with your back! /Say my name/. Whatd you do!? Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! I'm sure Dad will ruin it. Maxie Dean will be here for dinner in two days. Did I mention that my moms a demon? I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! LYDIA: Im alone. CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. And that is why you need me! THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. I want you, Beetlejuice. BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. I have something to say. BUT BEETLEJUICE, IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND. I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. CHARLES: OkayOtho! I dont know what I did. ADAM Hey old girl! We used to live here. I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. Do not be afraid. CHARLES: No, you have failed. AGHHHH, ADAM: HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE! Yes, I love that man of mine. Well that wouldve been good to know. Weve already said it a bunch of times! I am utterly alone. No no no no no. Leave this house! She goes back into the room. 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. BEETLEJUICE: Well, yeah, because youre not recently deceased. MOVER 2: Eh, who cares, its going to the dump! I think I really captured your essence. Cuz, shed love this! CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . Put er there! Use their user talk pages. Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. It didn't work. Ive never felt this before. Promise me we can talk about her. From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. No he wont, youll just be dead. GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. OTHO: So glad that you asked. CHARLES: I am very good at sex. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. We do not want to kill people! 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. Wait! To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. Unless I am paid upfront in cash, and learned that the hard way. Oh you dont have a handbook? Make My Millennium!". . Welcome to our model home. Im going to the Netherworld! I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. Then you won't believe how far I'll go. CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. I need a wife. As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. (a beat or two.) BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? Youre under so much stress, you must relax! MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! BARBARA: It was SO hard! Can you believe that? DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! More about Lydia . LYDIA: What? Yes, its been very creepy. OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. The man next to me LYDIA: What? What if Lydia walks in? AH AH AH AH!). JUST THINK OF THE UNIVERSE AS A FEMALE BEST FRIEND, AND YOU CAN BE LIKE "HEY, UNIVERSE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', GIRL? OTHO: Delia? IM ALIVE! [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. It sayswe should draw a door. BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. Because of her, I got to live, briefly, very briefly, and can I just say something? Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. Hide! LYDIA: Were not a family. But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. Hey guys? THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. LYDIA: Dead Mom? CHARLES: Delia! Is that why youre wearing those sheets? I designed it to reflect wealth, sophistication, and above all-. Keep it away from your sensitive parts. CHARLES: My god, woman. ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. DELIA: I dont think thats how knock knock jokes work. Im a fraud! OH! And Im still here! Heres help, heres you. Beetlejuice DC Script - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! Draw a door, go home! LOOK! Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from *attempts to jump again. Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . It's like my dad's Ophelia. Live a life of love! ADAM: You away from her! Step right up and lets play a game that I like to call RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!. DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? The oldest trick in the book. The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia New phone, who dis? AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! do not like him! Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. BARBARA: Yeah! BEETLEJUICE: WOO! Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . Its going to the Netherworld s glove it prematurely, Librettists, Composers and,... 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